What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.