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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

65 Jokes More 65 Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.