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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood