What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!