What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a few inches

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a dead baby,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.