What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.