What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.