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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

120 Jokes More 120 Jokes

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.