It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Namaste home tonight.
Turn Down for What!
Old Bay.
Old Bae
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
I usually put bread in a toaster.
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:
