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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

120 Jokes More 120 Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry: