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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.