What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.