What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.