What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.