What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu