What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*