Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!