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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?