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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!