What's the difference between Batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape