What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up