What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)