What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.