One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
I genuinely care about your mother.
Because a cop robbed him.
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
To get a filling!
Drunkin Donuts