One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Go straight for the juggler.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
Because they can't get past their Masters.
Cause they have smaller PPs
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Two, but how do they get in there
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Because Donald ducked.
They get paid to shoot black men.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
They keep stealing green cards.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
A rooster!
