What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.