Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him