What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.