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Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Berlin Jokes More Berlin Jokes

Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who?

Berlin maiden over!

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...