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Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who?

Berlin maiden over!

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."