Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.