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Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Berlin Jokes More Berlin Jokes

Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who?

Berlin maiden over!

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."