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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.