When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant