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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.