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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant