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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Penetrate Jokes More Penetrate Jokes

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant