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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.