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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".