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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What do you call Italian marijuana?

A pizza joint

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!