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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..