Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.