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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

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Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!