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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove