Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD