Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft