Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.