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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.