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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.