Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.