Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A car thief who can't drive!

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.