Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road...

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.