If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
A Fixie.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"