Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot