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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.