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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot