What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...