Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap