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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.