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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!