Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Bison

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.