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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.