Because he couldn't handle a few shots
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
I really like your logger rhythm!
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Vodka
A John Daly
He was all over his wife at the parade
I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard.
