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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.