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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.