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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Can I have fries with that please?

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.