Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)