Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end