Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.