Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.