Because he came second.
He was a good conductor.
A mummy bear
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Yeah you like that you dirty pore
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
A bull-ette.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
