Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.