Because he came second.
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
There's not enough womb!
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Because it's made out of vibranium.
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
He was second to Nun.