Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why did (do?

Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.