Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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