Hoedown Jokes

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.