Hoedown Jokes

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.