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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What's a sailor's favorite solvent?

The Seven Cs.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

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Park-istan!

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.