Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.