Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored