Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!