Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.