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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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He was just a little beet.

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They we're tied!

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!